a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

signs secret abilities

  • aries: can write rlly cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game


i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining 

  1. before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and's adorable
  2. after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.”
— Charles William Eliot (via wordsnquotes)


NCIS Meme - [4/5] Ships
Kate + her drawings


NCIS Meme - [4/5] Ships

Kate + her drawings

#ncis #kate todd #* #queue-ty pie


just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m going to turn your daughter gay…

unless she’s hot


life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

“I have a very healthy relationship with rum!”
— My teenage sister

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#wtf #did I just hear #sister #me

Katie McGrath 11/100

Katie McGrath 11/100